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Verse 1:
I woke up this mornin'
thinkin' that I'd be just fine.
I got out of bed,
then I strutted down the line.
Lord have mercy,
the farmer's blade was all ashine.
Verse 2:
Oh, I'll wake up in the mornin',
raisin stuffin' on my mind.
They'll be heatin' up the oven,
and now I think I'm in a bind.
'Cause I see I'm on the menu,
some way out of here I've got to find.
Chorus:
My momma she got it.
My daddy got it too.
Yah, now I'm next in line,
and I'm singin' the Turkey Blues
Verse 3:
I hate Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray's cookin' too,
Yes, I run from Gordon Ramsey,
do I hafta run from you?
Cause I am beggin' come and help me help me help me,
I've got those turkey blues.
Slow Reprise: (slower swing)
I'm down here on my knees.
I'm checkin' other recipes.
This year for Thanksgiving PLEASE,
won't you eat Chinese!
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Turkey and Questionable Kebabs
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First, is a story about a Turkey on the NJ Turnpike. I wrote a short story when I was in grade school about a runaway turkey. I think, if I remember correctly, that it was trying to escape being eaten for Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe, that's what this turkey in the news is trying to do as well. If so, it's not the best escape plan, though, since it's too easy to become road-kill playing on the NJ Turnpike.
Secondly, here's a story about some homeless people in Moscow who sold a corpse to a kebab house after eating their fill. Yikes! Were they so hungry and desperate for money that they would do something so terrible and disgusting? Hopefully, no one ate the human kebabs. Hey, if the corpse's name was Robert, then would he be a Bob Kebab? Ugggh, bad joke, Kami! Well, I'll stick with eating the turkey.
Here are the complete stories:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_cannibals
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Until I type again,
Kami
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Emily Dickinson Poems
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"TWO butterflies went out at noon
And waltzed above a stream,
Then stepped straight through the firmament
And rested on a beam;
And then together bore away
Upon a shining sea,—
Though never yet, in any port,
Their coming mentioned be.
If met in ether sea
By frigate or by merchantman,
Report was not to me."
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"BESIDES the autumn poets sing,
A few prosaic days
A little this side of the snow
And that side of the haze.
A few ascetic eves,—
Gone Mr. Bryant’s golden-rod,
And Mr. Thomson’s sheaves.
Sealed are the spicy valves;
Mesmeric fingers softly touch
The eyes of many elves.
My sentiments to share.
Grant me, O Lord, a sunny mind,
Thy windy will to bear!"
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A night or two ago,
And now she turns her perfect face
Upon the world below.
Her cheek like beryl stone;
Her eye unto the summer dew
The likest I have known.
But what must be the smile
Upon her friend she could bestow
Were such her silver will!
But the remotest star!
For certainly her way might pass
Beside your twinkling door.
The universe her shoe,
Her dimities of blue."
Kami
Monday, November 9, 2009
WIDE AWAKE -- Part Six: Curse Of The Ring
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*** Author's note: "Wide Awake" is an original, previously unpublished, fictional story that I wrote. It will be told in multiple parts. If you've yet to read any of the prior parts, below are the links to do so.
For Part One go to: http://kamikae5.blogspot.com/2009/09/wide-awake-part-one-crazy-talk.html
For Part Two go to: http://kamikae5.blogspot.com/2009/09/wide-awake-part-two-haunted-house.html
For Part Three go to: http://kamikae5.blogspot.com/2009/09/wide-awake-part-three-new-believer.html
For Part Four go to:http://kamikae5.blogspot.com/2009/10/wide-awake-part-four-education-in.html
For Part Five go to: http://kamikae5.blogspot.com/2009/10/wide-awake-part-five-thomas-story.html ***
WIDE AWAKE
Part Six: Curse Of The Ring
"Thomas' Story -- Continued"
My proposal to Angelique had been impulsive, so I had yet to get her a ring. After she agreed to marry me, my search for the perfect ring began. Beautiful and expensive were requirements, but Angelique and I also wanted a ring that was unique in someway. Using my connections at the art and antiquities dealership, I came across the largest and most gorgeous diamond ring I had ever seen. It had been crafted in Europe in the early 17th century for a family of French nobles. Only recently, it had come back on the market as part of an estate sale in London. It was beautiful, but it was more than that. The moment I saw it, I was transfixed, as if a spell had been caste upon me. Who knows? Maybe it had. Knowing the ring's history, and what happened to me after I bought it, I have wondered if dark magic may have been at work. I would never have believed such a thing when I was alive, but death has made me more open minded.
The executor of the estate, a pale, gloomy man named Martin Dobbs, told me the ring's history before I bought it. He said that he couldn't allow anyone to buy it without full disclosure. He'd never forgive himself otherwise. I remember thinking, at the time, that he was a superstitious old fool when he told me that he believed that the ring was cursed. Cursed! How ridiculous that sounded! Who could believe such nonsense? Certainly, not I.
Mr. Dobbs believed in it wholeheartedly. He sat at his scuffed up desk, in his small, cluttered London office, and I could see his hands tremble. Martin Dobbs was afraid of the ring. He would not touch it directly, only the outside of its box. He would hardly look at it. The entire time he told me what he knew of the ring's history, there was terror in his eyes.
He told me that the ring was crafted in the 17th century for a wealthy French noblewoman by her husband. Legend says that he had the ring made in an attempt to appease her anger after she'd learned of his latest mistress in a long line of extra-marital affairs. The story goes that he presented it to her while in an upper hallway of their large manor house, just before they were to descend the stairs for dinner. She took a long look at the ring, smiled, and, in a gesture of rejection, threw it past her husband, onto one of the steps of the staircase.
She told him, "I curse you, and I curse your ring."
Appalled, he stared at her in shock for a long moment, before he turned to retrieve the costly ring from the stair upon which it had landed. Just as he was bending over to pick it up, he lost balance. I was unexplainable. One moment, he was bending over, feet firm on the floor, the next he was falling down the steps. Down, down the remaining steps he fell. He landed headfirst at the bottom of the staircase. Shocked to witness her husband's sudden fall, the noblewoman rushed to his side, but it was already too late. He'd broken his neck, and the beautiful ring was clutched in his dead hand.
The French noblewoman had loved her husband, despite his infidelities, and his death sent her into a deep despair. She kept to her rooms after that night. Visitors would come and go, but each left disappointed in their desire to see her. Food and drink were also sent away, barely touched by the lady of the house, if they were touched at all. Only a favorite ladies' maid was allowed to keep her company, and even those occasions grew less and less often.
One day, two or three months after her husband's tragic fall, the noblewoman was discovered missing from her rooms when her favored ladies' maid went to check on her. Since she'd not left those rooms in so long, this was an immediate cause for concern. A search was begun, but it did not last long. The noblewoman was found at the bottom of a high tower, which was the oldest part of the manor house. She was quite obviously dead from having jumped from the top of the tower. It was discovered that she was wearing the same ring her husband had been trying to give to her when he died. Her fingers were so broken in her fall that it was difficult to pry the ring off her hand, but, nevertheless, someone managed to remove it and add it to the rest of her vast jewelry collection.
The diamond ring was then passed on to the couple's eldest son and heir as part of the family's estate. By this time, the ring was thought to be cursed, and this belief was furthered by the many years of misfortunes that took place. There were accidents, suicides, and even murders surrounding the family and friends of all who owned it. During the French Revolution, the ring was sold by its owner, a distant cousin, and last living heir to the original owners. This lady had no choice, except to sell the valuable family heirloom. Her escape from France to England had left her with little to support herself in her new life abroad. In fact, she felt fortunate to have made it to London at all, since the rest of her family had already lost their heads to Madame Guillotine. Some have said that it was unfortunate that she did not sell the ring sooner, perhaps then she could have escaped the curse before it had left its mark on her too. Only a day after she sold it, she drowned in a boating accident on the Thames.
I was told that all future owners of the ring were equally effected by the curse, and that this tragic pattern continued until I was the one presented with the opportunity (if you can call it that) to buy it. I found the ring's history to be a fascinating story, but not one that I believed to be true. To me, it was an impressive, valuable piece of jewelry, and I was sure Angelique would want it as her engagement ring. She would not believe it was cursed, anymore than I did. So, I bought it; bought it without hesitation, even as the estate's executor looked clearly relieved to see it go.
After buying the ring, I flew with it back to Seattle right away. I remember the day I arrived back was a Tuesday, mostly because I had a dinner reservation for Angelique and myself just three days later, on Friday night. It was then that I planned to give her the ring. In the meantime, I kept the ring in my office. I had a wall safe there, and it was common for me to use this as a temporary stash for some of the smaller valuables while they were transitioning in and out of the dealership. I was sure the ring would be secure there for a few days until I gave it to my new fiancee.
As was my habit, I was the last to leave my office on Friday evening. Before I left, I took the ring out of the safe and put it in my inner coat pocket. My plan was to hurry home to change, and then to pick up Angelique for our big dinner date. I worked in a large office building where there were several tenants leasing office space, besides the company that I worked for. Frequently, I encountered unfamiliar faces in the elevator, the lobby and the hallways. My dinner date with Angelique was scheduled late in the evening. Usually, the building was fairly empty by this time on most Fridays, and this day was no exception.
I ran into no one on my way to the elevator, which wasn't at all surprising, but something happened that I did think was strange. When I pushed the elevator button, I could see that one of the two elevators went up to the third floor, and then it stopped and stayed there, two floors below mine. I pushed the button again, could see the second elevator move up from the lobby, and then it, too, reached the third floor, and stopped. Like the other elevator, rather than continuing up to me, it seemed to be stuck. Growing impatient, thinking that I would be late getting Angelique if I didn't leave soon, I pushed the button several more times. Nothing happened. Neither elevator moved from the third floor. Frustrated, and knowing my fiancee would yell at me if I were even a few minutes late, I took one last look at my watch before deciding to take the stairs.
I headed down the stairway at a jog. It was as I turned down the second of the five flights of stairs, to the entryway to the third floor, that I saw a figure in front of me, dressed in black clothing and wearing a ski mask. Before my brain could really register what it was seeing, a gun was pointed my way, and I was hit by the first of several bullets, fired in rapid succession. I tumbled the rest of the way down the flight of steps, landing in a sprawled heap at the gunman's feet, as he stood in front of the third floor exit. In pain and shock, I tried to cry out, but I could only manage a low gurgling sound. My pockets were quickly searched by the shooter, and, although I wanted to struggle, to fight him, I couldn't seem to move. He took my wallet, my watch, and the infamous diamond ring, and, after obtaining these valuables, he shot me a final time before running off. I lay there, I don't know how long. I remember feeling the wetness of my own blood pooling around me. My vision began to fade. It didn't take long before everything sank into total blackness.
***To Be Continued***
Until I type again,
Kami