First, is a story about a Turkey on the NJ Turnpike. I wrote a short story when I was in grade school about a runaway turkey. I think, if I remember correctly, that it was trying to escape being eaten for Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe, that's what this turkey in the news is trying to do as well. If so, it's not the best escape plan, though, since it's too easy to become road-kill playing on the NJ Turnpike.
Secondly, here's a story about some homeless people in Moscow who sold a corpse to a kebab house after eating their fill. Yikes! Were they so hungry and desperate for money that they would do something so terrible and disgusting? Hopefully, no one ate the human kebabs. Hey, if the corpse's name was Robert, then would he be a Bob Kebab? Ugggh, bad joke, Kami! Well, I'll stick with eating the turkey.
Here are the complete stories:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_cannibals
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