Whats Ya Gonna Call It? Helping Sarah Palin Title Her Upcoming Autobiography

Today, I’d like to offer my assistance to a dear lady whom you’ve probably heard a lot of, Sarah Palin. (Aaaak! Uhhh! Puke! - Sorry, about that. My gag reflex automatically kicking in here.) Sarah Palin, as you are likely well aware, was the Republican Party’s most recent candidate for U.S. Vice-President. I believe that she’s also a good example of much that is wrong with the Grand Old Party.
Recent news reports are saying that Palin has been given a book deal to write her autobiography. Honestly, I’m torn with feelings of both nausea and curiosity about such a book. This is the same sort of mixed emotions that I’d have coming across a car accident. I want to both look and not look at the same time.
In an attempt to be a good sport about Palin’s writing career, I’ve decided that I’d like to offer her my help with her upcoming project. Certainly, there have been many times when I’ve thought, “This woman needs help!” So, I offer here some of my suggestions for a possible title to her new book.

My suggestions for Sarah Palin’s autobiography:

· “The Queen of the G.O.P (Grossly Outdated Party)”

· “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus And I’m From Wasilla”

· “How To Bake A Caribou Cake”

· “‘Fargo': The Movie That Shaped My Accent”

· “Waterboarding Is Better Than Surfing: Sarah Palin Tells All That’s Right With Torture”

· “Sarah Palin: The Evils Of Freedom And Why I Want To Limit Yours”

· “Baked Alaska: Palin Shares What She’s Been Smoking”

· “Which Way To The Outhouse? The Autobiography Of Sarah Palin”

· “If I Only Had A Brain”

· “Survival Of The Richest: Sarah Palin’s Guide To Evolution”

· “Move Over, June Cleaver — Meet Sarah Hatchet”

· “How To Kill The G.O.P. Without Even Trying: A Step By Step Guide”

· “An Idiot’s Guide To Sarah Palin: Told By An Idiot”

· “Let’s Get Them Commie Bastards: Palin’s Plan To Bring Back McCarthyism”

· “Sarah Palin: Throwback To The Stone Age”

· “Dick Cheney Shoots ‘Em And I Skin ‘Em”

· “Stem Cell Research Is About Flowers – Ain’t It?”

· “Pass The Kool-Aid: Why I’d Like To Either Be President Or A Cult Leader”

· “Polar Bears, Pipelines And Palin’s Politics: Which Will Be Extinct First?”

· “I’m The Ideal Republican Woman”

· “Hypocrites, Liars, And Thieves: Sarah Palin And Friends”

· “Is The White House Anywhere Near Nome?”

· “Yah, I’m No Gloria Steinham”

· “Is This Book About Sarah Palin? Yooouuu Betcha!”

Until I type again,
Kami